shirochi: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you’re not my internet connection.
me: why do i eat so much
me: eats 17 pizzas
me: eats 57 packets of chips
me: eats the whole world
ostracizedpoodle: do you believe in life after highschool
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
F.R.I.E.N.D.S. theme: So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Everyone watching: *clap clap clap clap*